Tiddles

A term referring to small breasts.

On Jeff Dunham's Very Special Christmas Special, Peanut said: "If they're small, they're tiddles."

by Eon the Wolf May 12, 2009

tidders

What a stubborn goofball calls a woman's breasts

That woman has big tidders!

by Caaaaaaaaaaaat August 19, 2017

toddler

Unbleivably annoying creature that isn't much good for anything but to annoy people. They are also there for us to catch them early so they don't grow up to be preps.

I was about ready to slap the shit out of that toddler sitting in front of me.

by Rachael September 26, 2004

Toddler

(noun) a hand job so bad you can't even get your dick hard, the girl treats your dick similar to the way a young child shakes a rattle

Guy 1: Dude I took Betty home and she gave me a toddler.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1 : Yeah i didnt cum or anything it was awful, she gripped my dick too hard and beat the fuck out of it.

by Mcderbs the Great May 4, 2009

Toddlerize

To add a layer of baby to a hard fact; to simplify; to dumb-down.

Although he presented the facts to the audience, it was clear that he'd totally toddlerized his data.

by BeezerBoy March 26, 2007

toddlerbomb

the rag used to wipe up after sex.

after a passionate night of sex we found a toddlerbomb the next morning laying in the floor.

Dont throw that toddlerbomb at me!

Toddlerbombs dont explode, they're just messy!

by Irhscutie04 November 17, 2009

Toddler yoinking

Describes the act of spotting and subsequently stealing a defenseless toddler away from their parents in a moment of inattention.

Yo Benjamin lets do some toddler yoinking. That toddler looks really yoinkable

by U35creations April 21, 2022