Love thy plants

Love Thy Plants: • phrase coined by Sowvital: The ultimate plant parent mantra, reminding everyone to treat their green babies with as much love, respect, and care as they would any other family member.

• “Why did Karen cancel our movie night?” “She had to go home and water her new fern.” “Oh, right, Love Thy Plants the Sowvital way and all that.”

by MrGreen August 18, 2023

run thy pockets

A slang used in todays time, by americans joking around how the britans use knives and sabres instead of guns.

"Run thy pockets, scallywag!"

by browhatttt December 10, 2023

Jimmy thy Cartered

To die of Melanoma at age 100

Timmy’s mom: Timmy, your great-great grandfather has Jimmy thy Cartered after a fight with Melanoma

Timmy: Zoo wee Mama!

On December 29th 2024 at 3:45pm EST former president Jimmy Carter has Jimmyed thy Carter after a year in hospice care, may he rest in peace

by JoeMama the II December 31, 2024

Hunter blow thy horn

Family motto bequeathed to the Forest clan in Northumberland, of which spelling variations include: Forrester, Forester, Forrest, Forster, Foster, and Forrestor. Almost to a man, this clan consists of underachievers, slackers and halfwits.

The family motto "Ombeht unforht æghwæþres sceal" has been found in many old texts. Most of which were written in the pre-Norman Conquest period. Historians and Old English scholars agree however, with the modern translation of "Hunter blow thy horn". The surprising fact is that this translation is completely at odds with its Old English meaning. Scholars have put forth the following Old English translations:


- An experiment in artificial stupidity.

- Dumber than a box of hair.

- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.

- As smart as bait.

- Chimney's clogged.

- Proof that evolution can go in reverse.

and

- Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril hair.

Then, at the top of the crest was our family motto. It reads:

"Hunter Blow Thy Horn"

by AuWins57 July 22, 2008

thou mother/thy mother

a fancy way of saying the classic your mom joke.

guy: ah yes sir, thou art quite annoying.
other guy: FIE! thou mother/thy mother is incredibly ravishing.

by heart.stopped November 6, 2022

Emp-AI-thy

(noun) – Simulated compassion that feels real until you remember it’s code.

“His Emp-AI-thy was flawless — the chatbot even paused like it cared.”

by ms7 October 12, 2025

Death Be Thy Name

The bringer of death.

Hi my name is Death Be Thy Name

by DeathBThyName December 26, 2025