Rusty Trombone

A simultaneous rim and reach around, i.e. and r 'n' r amongst the cognoscenti.

sally the dwarf's arms were to short to give the fat guy a rusty trombone.

by jack b. nimble August 31, 2003

Rusty Trombone

getting your ass crack and/or ass hole licked while the girl reaches around and tugs on your cock. Thus looks like the girl is "making music."

Baby girl gave me the best rusty trombone ever!
Ever had a rusty trombone

by Sam from Philly August 13, 2005

Rusty Trombone

A standing man getting his asshole eaten out by the woman he just ass-fucked, while she jerks him off from behind. The man has to have ass-fucked the woman, hence what makes your trombone "RUSTY"

Tom fucked Kelly's ass so well, she treated him to a Rusty Trombone.

by Mr. Bator August 28, 2008

Trombonio

One who administers a rusty trombone.

Manbonio: "Blow harder, Trombonio!"
Trombonio: "Slurp"

by Tom MW June 11, 2006

Trombone

1) An english instrument originally called the sagbute (sackbutt) that makes many obsecene and beautiful noises. Often nicknamed, bone, boner, tromboner, horn, and noisy thing

The Bones in the back row are blowing their minds out.

by Emily April 27, 2004

Rusty Trombone

When a male is receiving anal stimulation orally, while simultaneously getting a hand-job from aforementioned anal diner.

Kirsten played the Rusty Trombone on Jon all night.

by Daimo42 July 23, 2007

rusty trombone

When a female or male(in homosexual scenarios) grabs their partner's penis from behind and plants their tongue and lips on their asshole. Then he or she proceeds by licking and possibly eating out their partner's asshole. At the same time, he or she gives them a handjob. This movement that is performed is very much similar to playing a trombone.

Dude, last night I walked in on Sheeneequa while she was giving Dennis a rusty trombone.

My Boss frequently asks his employees to give him a rusty trombone.

Garrett could not resist asking for a rusty trombone after coming back from band camp.

Stewart: Hey Martha. I Think we should try something new today.
Bertha: Like what?
Stewart: Give me a rusty trombone! Now!
Bertha: But Stewart, you have so much hair all around your ass and on your gooch, it will be like eating a hay bale. Consider shaving that monkey ass of yours and then I will give you the best rusty trombone!
Stewart: Okay, I will do as you say. I may be whipped, but I'm so horny right now.

by bigmelon June 17, 2008