Myspace Therapist

When some one is totally theraputic on myspace, but doesnt know what hes talking about in real life

dude john was is a myspace therapist, but i was talking to him at school today, and knew crap

by rex rigus June 22, 2008

destruction therapy

breaking plates and such to relieve anger/stress

"i saw your boyfriend making out with another girl"
"im in some major need of destruction therapy right now!"

by uos January 22, 2009

Wine Therapy

A regular gathering of friends that usually includes drinking wine or other beverages with the higher purpose of debriefing on your day/week or recent exciting events. Often includes snacks or appetizers.

Ugh, I had a crazy day at work and really need Wine Therapy tonight!

by cher.cin September 13, 2009

Reverse therapy

Having attended therapy to excess. The side effects of which cause you to dwell on your problems weekly. Eventually you become depressed all over again.

Q: What the fuck is wrong with Joe?

A: Oh, he just had reverse therapy this morning.

by tsingtaobeer August 14, 2010

Daily Therapy

Masturbation

It's time for my daily therapy. Don't come in.

by biggchangwang April 11, 2014

ejaculatory therapist

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016

self therapize

to give yourself therapy because you are smarter than any other therapist out there.

I don't need to see a psychologist, I self therapize.

by AJWinTHEhouse August 23, 2017