get out of the table

An extremely useful phrase to use when someone says something of a certain idiotic nature. Use it to silence them. There does not have to be an actual table, the table is a metaphor if you will.

Douchebag: "I'll be there in t minus 1 second."
You: "Get the fuck out of the table."

by vivian February 10, 2004

set the table

to have sex, yu may also use poner la mesa (spanish translation)

Josette, have yu ever set the table?
Nooe, i havent

Do yu set the table with or with out the table cloths?
Of course i use protection lol.

by Bosco =] February 23, 2009

pay under the table

Paying cash

Do you guys pay under the table ?

by Nxtv.jaay October 23, 2017

Under The Table

A person who is most obviously gay but has not come out of the closet. Hiding in plain sight or Under the table.

John: Look at Lance staring at Gorge. He is so gay.
Paul: I know right, I mean he is obviously Under the table.

by Znight August 20, 2012

staining the table

It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.

Tony came over last night and he began staining the table.

by Josh1981 February 9, 2008

The Table Flip

When you just finished hate fucking a girl, doggy style, and you flip her off of your cock, forcing her into a somersault.

Yo, I used The Table Flip on my X after giving her one last ride! She rolled off the bed!

by Sirup January 23, 2021

bringing to the table

To Bring to The Table:

To give stories of sexual encounters,

photos of girls,

supply of food,
wanting lunch at 12 pm

and

informing the boys of new female staff
or
girls walking past.

Failure to comply with these rules can bring upon ‘Dogging of the boys’

Emailing around pictures of good looking girls to mates at work is referred to as "bringing to the table."

by dogginthboys May 13, 2009