The act of shooting a ping pong ball out of the pussy of a woman at such a high speed it can rip through 15ft. thick steel. Here is the formula.
-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.
-d(a(du/dx) )/dx+(d^2(b*(du^2/dx^2) /dx^2))+co*u+c1*(du/dt)+c2* (du^2/dt^2)=f(x,t)
in (2A) = 2(sin A)(cos A) cos (2A) = cos2 A - sin2 A
cos (2A) = 1 - 2(sin2 A)
cos (2A) = 2(cos2 A) - 1 tan (2A) = (2 tan A) / (1 - tan2 A)g(x) = x3 + 1\15}f(x) = Rate of pureness.
Man #1:"Damn Chow-Ling shot that ping pong ball so far and fast!"
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"
Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro
Man #2:"Fuck yeah she did, we'll need to use the ping pong theorem to figure out this one!"
Propz to paul*
you know who you are n3gro
by robbert muddafu(|<en drak3 April 9, 2008

The process by which a person can become obsessed with crossing personal boundaries, pushing personal boundaries further.
The act of stepping across the line habitually; thus, one becomes a habitual line-stepper.
The act of stepping across the line habitually; thus, one becomes a habitual line-stepper.
The patient exhibited symptoms of Rick James Theorem.
According to Rick James Theorem, this type of behavior will continue and get progressively worse.
According to Rick James Theorem, this type of behavior will continue and get progressively worse.
by Dr. Mario M August 11, 2010

Arguably the most notorious problem in the history of mathematics: mathematicians’ secret desire to solve it to achieve mathematical fame and immortality had saved a few lives, whose suicidal minds were so absorbed in their proofs that they forgot to end their lives prematurely.
A generalized version of the Pythagorean theorem, the Fermat’s Last Theorem was finally put to rest by Prof. Wiles, after an error was exposed in the first proof he unveiled to the mathematical brethren.
by MathPlus February 13, 2018

The more seemingly inconvenient* the timing for a party, the weirder** things are going to get. This is due to the timing drawing out only the most dedicated party-goers, resulting in nothing short of debauchery worthy of the Shred Lord, Himself.
*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.
*There is no inconvenient timing.
**More absofuckingmazing.
by Sir Alex of SLO March 17, 2013

In essence, we are all potatoes. No matter where you go, the distribution of potato level in people never changes. An above average potato will above average no matter where it goes and a below average potato will always be below average no matter where it goes.
Josh: Man, I feel like such a potato for making a B on that exam.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.
Larry: Dude, the next highest grade was a 53. What are you talking about?
Josh: Idk man sometimes I wonder if I would do better or worse at another school.
Sam: Nah man you'd do about the same. The potato relativity theorem says so.
by Yubashiri December 16, 2016

The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.
Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.
by prokymannpron May 25, 2021

Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.
by Xeto November 9, 2021
