German Grenade

When you shatter an empty beer bottle by throwing it.
Hard surfaces work best.

Watch out, incoming German Grenade!

by krabbus July 21, 2011

Falling on the grenade

When you're at a party and an ugly chick hits on your friend and you hit on her in order to save him.

I got STDs from falling on the grenade.

by hugachick July 04, 2009

jump grenade

To occupy (especially through sexual activity) a hot chick's ugly friend so that your friend can score with the hot one

Hey, Kevin, you mind jumping grenade so I can hook up with the hottie in red?

by diatribe September 27, 2002

Grendel Grenade

Grenade comes from the show jersey shore meaning and ugly girl. Putting grendel infront of it basically means a girl that is hideous.

1. Look at that Grendel Grenade
2. Mason is a grendel grenade.

by William A Rees January 23, 2011

Toilet Grenade

The same unintelligent man who made kitchen gun made the amazing toilet grenade. It cleans toilets but will also entirely destroy them. You pull the pin, take off the handle, throw it in the toilet, close the lid and in five seconds you can say goodbye to your toilet and possibly your life.

But the actual definition is a giant shit, inside a toilet.

That man blew up his toilet with that new toilet grenade.

by I'm funny I swear March 24, 2021

Pubic Grenade

Similar to a Frag Grenade. However, upon the explosion, some random person pubes fly all over. Usually made out of tennis balls, compressed gass, and pubic hair.

Dude, let me throw that Pubic Grenade.
I got hit by a pubic Grenade.

by KansukeKojima November 19, 2006

hippy grenade

An explosive marijuana seed detonated from the heat of a blunt or joint cherry.

AHHH!!!! There's shit in my eye...must of been a hippie grenade.
Well make sure you get the seeds out next time.

by Mark March 22, 2005