Germ Donor

Someone who sneezes proudly and without protection.

Frank: Aatchoooo-ah!
Jim: Well thank you Germ Donor.

by peterbruce01 January 7, 2009

GERM

A norwegian squad name, best suiting for a 4-man gang with members having first names starting with G, E, R or M.

Person1: Oh, look! GERM is coming!
Person2: Yes, Gabríl, Erûk, Raynîr and Mërton make quite a gang. They are probably norwegian.

by fagermsquad123 April 17, 2017

germe

A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incredible, cute, all around perfect boy in the whole Universe. He is just stunning, he can light up the darkest rooms with his smile, and bring up anyones day with his voice, there is nothing wrong with him at all, he just never ceases to amaze anyone, his beauty is hypnotic and his eyes are mesmerizing, him himself is so magnetic, on a scale of 1 to 10 he is an Eleventy Fortyfour,he may seem like a good guy but have a night with him and you'll discover his total bad boy side, he is into pink fuzzy handcuffs and leather,but you still cant help but remain in love with him ,even though he is incredibly kinky.

Germe is a boy

by DrArmstrong December 12, 2016

Germ

An inconvenience.

"I ain't perfect, but I'm constantly surrounded by weird shit, motha fuckas be germs..."

"Yea, I feel you, motha fuckas be big germs..."

by TrenchTrophies March 16, 2022

Germ martyr

Someone who shows up to work as a sacrifice while sick but shared his sickness with everyone else

David is being a germ martyr today but it’s only going to make us all sick AF

by Kittykiacz December 12, 2018

Germ bag

An insult used against those who spread illnesses with little care for those around them.

Sick child: *coughing loudly indoors without covering mouth*
You: "awww! Don't go giving me COVID you little germ bag" *moving away*

by SqueegeeLuigi March 4, 2024

sperm germ

A sexually transmitted disease that is carried, delivered, or spread by the male species. (Examples; HIV, herpes, syphilis, gonorrhea)

Suzy: My vagina is very itchy and it hurts.
Jane: Is it a yeast infection?
Suzy: I met Bob at last weeks rave. We had sex twice, but I think he gave me a SPERM GERM.
Jane: Oh no! You better see a doctor.

by MuscleNuts December 6, 2012