cockered

(adjective)
1. The expression of being concerned over your or another guy's genitals.
2. Flabbergasted but with the circumstance of being a guy or just having a cock.
1. I'm cockered, I think I have erectile dysfunction.
2. I'm cockered about the latest news today.
by antibodydeficiency April 18, 2024
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Cockered

Sir what happened?

I GOT A NEEDLE IN MY EYE

I see you got a cockered
by BottomDop February 20, 2022
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Paddy The Cocker

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
by Straight from Shaolin November 24, 2021
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Paddy The Cocker

A floppy eared dog that laughs at humans who need a dictionary originally designed to help define slang, tell them why their name makes them special, despite the fact that the meaning was probably written by someone with the same name.
"Yea you know that dog Paddy The Cocker? He's like woke as fuck!" 🐕
by Straight from Shaolin November 24, 2021
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train-cocker

One who rides the train in Southern California to avoid traffic but drives his car to the train and causes more traffic
Look at that train-cocker come out of the station and cut me off.
by Gurt_Train December 02, 2017
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Ghost cocker

The art of suddenly sucking on a 'ghost' or invisible (non existent penis) out of nowhere. In the middle of talking, making dinner, job interviews. Mid sentence a ghost cocker will start bobbing there head chocking on an invisible penis. Usually a ghost cocker is a cum guzzler as well. While sleeping you will hear them start to gurgle ghost semen. Very rare to find one. Only one known in Ipswich.
"Hi how are you ....gag gag gag....today."

"What the hell"
"Nevermind her she is a ghost cocker"
by Ipswichch August 29, 2023
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