Almost Never

A damn good punk rock/emo/hard rock band.

Ahh, the glorious sounds of Almost Never... find them at www.almostnever.com.

by Charles July 19, 2003

almost everything bagel

When your “everything” bagel has barely any of the “everything” on it.

Look at this almost everything bagel. There is nothing on it!

by T, C February 24, 2019

Almost as sexy as Kitty

A phase used to describe the extremely beautiful.

Wow, That girl over there is almost as sexy as Kitty.

by Dave July 15, 2003

almost not worth thinking about

An understatement for: Really shouldn't think about it at all.

"They say he fucked an ostrich." "Just him? I'd think fucking an ostrich would be at least a three-man job." "It's almost not worth thinking about."

by Klendathu_Jones June 17, 2016

Almost dropped my popcorn

An expression of being surprised

When I heard your sister was pregnant, I almost dropped my popcorn.

by Master sage August 16, 2018

the almost impossible game show

An amazing game show that is aired in the U.K and narrated by the rubberbandits. In the show, 10 contestants must complete 5 games, with 50 lives. Every time you fail a game, you lose a life. Lose 15 lives and you fail the game and move on to another one. Some popular games include: Enter Trouser, Punch Your Own Face, and my personal favourite, Tiny Bike.

Dude 1: Have you ever seen the almost impossible game show?
Dude 2: Yeah! My favourite game is Punch Your Own Face!

by Slimthicky69 February 3, 2017

I almost shed a tear.

Boo hoo mothefucker. Pull yourself together.

You cycled all the way across europe and you’re tired? Well, I almost shed a tear.

by Yung’Un August 11, 2019