Turnip brain

tyson

Tyson is a turnip brain

by Ajdkaiends January 4, 2020

turnip

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

by epicteq.com September 3, 2020

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

Turnip

The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.

The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.

by praisetheturnips March 22, 2021

Hairless turnip

Meaning scrotum or referring to a male genitalia; balls; shaved testicles

You ain’t nothing but a hairless turnip

by James St. Patrick February 17, 2020

Turnip

In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.

"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"

by anonymous December 29, 2022

Turnip

A person of distinguished moral character albeit with a penchant for running baths whilst severely inebriated and prioritising the turning off of taps to run said baths as unnecessary.

Good morning everyone, oh, why are my feet in two inches of water? Turnip?

by Chief Wombat December 2, 2019