fart tracks

When you fart so much, your panties are stained with poop particles.

When I took off my panties they were covered in fart tracks.

by Miranda816 April 27, 2015

laid tracks

When you leave marks in the toilet bowl

Dennis laid tracks for everyone after him to see

by Ochoi212 July 1, 2017

YAK TRACKS

evidence left behind from vomitting in public

"Dude, don't look in the water fountain. Someone left yak tracks."

by rebecca711 January 18, 2008

Track-sition

The beautiful effect that occurs when a band, such as Arcade Fire, transitions from on track to another without stopping the song. It produces one fluent sound that is orgasmic to the ears of the listener. Shivers down the spine then ensue.

Chad: Brobocop, did you check out that album from Arcade Fire?

Brobocop: Yeah, yo. Funeral?

Chad: Yeah, Brosef Stalin. That track-sition between Haiti and Rebellion (Lies) was totally ill!

Brosef Stalin: Bro, I agree. Let's hit up some Pabst Blue Ribbon and listen to it while playing some Call of Duty.

Both: Bro! (slap five)

by ChabsBlows August 10, 2010

make tracks

to leave or get away from somewhere, usually in a quick or urgent nature.

can also be worded in the form of a direct order.

"It's gettin kinda late, we oughta make tracks pretty soon."

"tell those guys to make tracks, they just can't crash a party uninvited!"

by hipster April 20, 2007

Nordic Track

To grab one's ankles during coitus in the missionary position, and move the legs back and forth like your riding a Nordic Track to orgasm.

"I rode Lynn like a Nordic Track last night, it was epic! I don't think she'll tell her friends about THAT ONE!"

by drewniverse March 27, 2010

goat track

A golf course in terrible condition.

"I was looking forward to playing 9 holes before work, but the course my buddy picked was a goat track."

by Charlie_Foxtrot May 11, 2007