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tim

Technologically
Incompetent
Mother

A mother who, despite repeated explanations, still cant figure out how to use the television/stereo/computer etc etc.

Generally middle-aged and a source of great frustration to their technologically savvy partner/children
TIM: "How do I use this remote?"
Child/Partner: "Oh sweet Jesus....I explained this 6 times already in the last three weeks..."
TIM: "But its got lots of buttons..."
Child/Partner: "You're such a TIM"
by The_Bear June 28, 2007
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Tim

A fake name for a lesbian fucktard
I meet this Tim last night and he tried to rape me
by Jerryricegum February 23, 2017
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A Tim

A Tim is a terrible and simplistic joke, normally a one-liner. Sometimes these jokes are so bad they are actually funny.
Named after a friend's dad (called Tim) who makes consistantly bad one-liners
Does anyone know where Peterhead is?
Aye, its on Peter's shoulders
Aww that was a tim

Put the kettle on
But it won't fit
You just made a tim

Careful, watch that chair
Why does it do tricks
Thats a tim
by Jaimie Torrance August 24, 2006
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Tim

A funny guy who always laughs. He is most of the time attracted to woman with the name Linda. Its very weird.
Wow he's funny! What a Tim!
by Joffreyboy March 23, 2013
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Tim

tims tend to be very controlling. They are very cocky and have a huge ego. They do have big dicks tho so that's a plus
Oh yeah, I dated a Tim once... the sex was good, but damn is he clingy
by Cumherern March 14, 2017
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tim

by timmyferrdaddy April 14, 2008
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Tim

Tim is the best friend you will ever have

He helps you through life and sends you lots of memes and porn for some reason

You call each other lots of names but you’re always joking

No matter how far away you are from each other

He will always make an effort to talk to you about anything and everything
Person: oh hey have you seen tim
Different person: I h8 tim he’s a bitch
Person: *kills different people*
by Human.bitch May 24, 2020
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