Gronk Spike

the action of forcing an object (usually a football) into the ground with tremendous force as a way of celebration or because you re fucking hammered and felt like doing it anyway....

Rob caught the ball in the enzone and celebrated running over Darrel Revis with a Gronk Spike.

Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.

by SagerRawDogs November 29, 2011

gronk

An ugly girl, slut or bitch

Check out that gronk; thats the gronk that ...... took home last night. F*%k off, your a Gronk. this place is full of Gronks

by Luke Cameron April 8, 2007

baby gronk

THE NEW RIZZ KING, the number 1 college football prospect in the country

Did you see Livvy Dunne rizzing Baby Gronk into joining LSU

by Njio June 13, 2023

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013

fucking gronk

A person who many people dislike

Dont touch my dick you fucking gronk

by Generic Archer January 4, 2018

blaze a gronk

The act of forcing out a hot fecal log of impressive length and girth.

After a long day of recording, the musician disappeared into the toilette to blaze a gronk.

by Mars Violet Deep January 16, 2011

grinkle gronk

A man who is not allowed in a 500 meter radius of a school or childcare center.

He is under my bed, i have called the authorities and they are accumulating an army to destroy him.

Enteninfu9nwfuntucen4gjcintu4i3nfune GRINKLE GRONK n tjornwfkewfg ijtokwlfmkj virtnokmlgj!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!?

by JudahtheWerido August 20, 2023