A symptom associated with an alcohol hangover when one turns their head faster than the brain can process what the eyes see, causing delayed disorienting vision.
Oh man I need to sit down. I drank too much last night and when I turned around just now Compass-brain almost made me fall down.
by Crystal Methany May 22, 2017
Get the compass-brainmug. If her moral compass didn't point to "I win, they lose, I'm awesome!" (something like North), she didn't get the compass, nothing made sense, and somebody had to take control of the compass until it told her "I win, they lose. I'm awesome!" again (at which point everything would make sense again).
by The Original Agahnim January 6, 2022
Get the Moral compassmug. by Nakeytime May 25, 2025
Get the Bologna compassmug. When someone's fingers are extremely crooked. Typically pointing in a strange direction like a compass. (I would personally say that because it's like an arrow pointing to the last bit of treasure you can't find)
"Yeesh, they have a serious case of Compass Fingers!"
"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"
"Ayo, your fingers pointing in like five different directions! Your compass must be broken!"
by Hirashimi ♀️ March 5, 2021
Get the Compass Fingersmug. by lala145 September 29, 2017
Get the compass rosemug. I loved the compassion you showed when you helped that lady pick up her groceries after she had dropped her shopping basket on the floor.
by Light Bringer December 23, 2022
Get the Compassionmug. A person that fails to understand the logic of motorway signs/junctions. Often happens on the Manchester to London route.
How will i get to the gig in London? Should i use detailed maps or should i be a human compass and wing it
by LucieM December 11, 2008
Get the Human Compassmug.