carpets match the drapes

A subtle way of asking someone if their pubes match the colour of their hair.

Guy 1:"I've always wondered if gingers have red pubes"

Guy 2:"Just go ask Edward if the carpets match the drapes"

by deathpoint9553 May 25, 2016

Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass

Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay

by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017

Carpet Cleaner, The

When you are doing a girl doggy style on a rug or carpet and you grab her hands so that her face falls into the carpet.

I gave stephanie the carpet cleaner yesterday. She got pissed and stormed out.

by Greg H March 17, 2003

Carpeted the shed

To maintain and groom the female pubic hair (i.e. bush) to convey a pleasing appearance of the vagina (i.e. her shed).

Chris: Did you get any from Marie?
Kevin: Yea, we did oral and she really carpeted the shed!

by Britana6332 June 10, 2020

Carpet the Bottom

The act of sprinkling a small amount of marijuana on the bottom of a pipe bowl, as to create a 'carpet on the bottom.'

dude one - Hey man, you wanna smoke a bowl?
dude two - Sure, but i don't wanna get too high, lets just Carpet the bottom.

by oxhelmet December 12, 2010

carpet in the bathroom

A sketchy-looking place usually used to describe some sort of temporary living area like a hotel room; a dirty or cheap place

opposite of classy

The motel room was a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, man I stepped on like five cockroaches when I walked in

Nah, Amanda's cute but her crib is a carpet in the bathroom kind of place, y'know what I mean?

by carbonatedjones September 20, 2011