TTD. Developed when radiation from massive amounts of texting causes the testicles to become cancerous or the sperm to mutate. The increase of TTDs is directly related to the proximity of the cell phone to the genitals.
In order to prevent textually transmitted disease, I never keep my cell phone in my pants pockets or between my legs when sitting.
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Jill: wow, he's so young, i didnt know he was textually active already
Jill: wow, he's so young, i didnt know he was textually active already
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Text messages from cell phone to cell phone with naughty and promiscious content. The text message's equivalent to phone sex.
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This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
This is linked to the increasingly-common physical ailments of internet hand and mobile claw.
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MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"
MandingoStud31: "Nibble baby, nibble!We getting some textual intercourse tonight!"
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Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing
Not as meaningful as a face-to-face apology, but close to the next best thing
After I blew up at my girlfriend, I sent her a textpology, she accepted it and now we aren't fighting
by katiebuggers November 23, 2009
Get the textpology mug.The Textual Revolution encompasses the changes in social thought and codes of behavior related to communication throughout the Western world. It began to flourish wildly during the 00's, and is still ongoing.
It primarily involves the mass migration of communication from the already impersonal phone call, to the infinitely more detached and disposable text message.
This level of un-communication can even manifest itself between two people in the same room, often to speak discreetly about someone else in the general area, unbeknownst to said third party.
The older generation is firmly and fervently against this amount of scheming and generally delinquent behavior, and are even more enraged over the general response of "lol wutevr, ttyl" from the younger generation.
It primarily involves the mass migration of communication from the already impersonal phone call, to the infinitely more detached and disposable text message.
This level of un-communication can even manifest itself between two people in the same room, often to speak discreetly about someone else in the general area, unbeknownst to said third party.
The older generation is firmly and fervently against this amount of scheming and generally delinquent behavior, and are even more enraged over the general response of "lol wutevr, ttyl" from the younger generation.
Ex. 1) Chris: "Dude, I sent you a message like 45 seconds ago, and you didn't answer me!"
Alex: "I know, bro-- I always put my phone away when I see Michael come into the breakroom, because he's totally protesting the Textual Revolution."
Ex. 2) I asked my mom to get me unlimited texting on our phone plan, but she is totes mcgoats against the whole Textual Revolution. I guess she just likes to pay an extra $354 then.
Alex: "I know, bro-- I always put my phone away when I see Michael come into the breakroom, because he's totally protesting the Textual Revolution."
Ex. 2) I asked my mom to get me unlimited texting on our phone plan, but she is totes mcgoats against the whole Textual Revolution. I guess she just likes to pay an extra $354 then.
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