tug test

A rating system used to rate women on their masturbatory appeal.

Similar to the traditional binary rating system (would you have sex with her or not), this rating system is to divide girls into two well defined groups based predominately on looks. Generally if a girl passes the tug test, she’ll be a “1” on the binary scale. The tug test’s primary function is to further separate the upper echelon of attractive girls from the general populace.

Would you tug to her?... It’s a fair question.

DIALOGUE
Tug Test! What do you think of Marsha Brady?
Oh! She’s a “1”; I’d tug to her for sure!
What about Jan?
Ugh… I wouldn’t tug to her, but I’d probably do her.

by Drew Rosenhaus March 12, 2009

AP Test

suicide that costs $95. slow and painful, lasts about 4 hours.

good luck on your ap test, i'll see you on the other side.

by ap euro nerds May 6, 2010

torch test

Applying a light (flashlight, phone light, etc) to the bottom of the breasts in a low lit room; results of the test demonstrate whether or not breasts are enhanced by way of implants (ie silicone, saline, etc). This is not a pass / fail test per se as the results of either outcome are delightful. This test may involve female - male, female -female, or multiple combinations and is especially exciting when electrical tape is used to create boob-o-lanterns with the breasts.

Last night we had a few friends over and after dinner had some good ole fashioned fun placing bets on who was "lights on" versus "lights off" in the topless torch test.

by K3ys3rS0z3 June 23, 2017

Covid test related mufflegag

That phenomenon when the test swab hits your uvula at the back of your throat and you stifle the gag out of respect for the medical professional performing the test.

I didn’t want to cause the poor guy any worries about exposure so I thoughtfully elected to employ the Covid test related mufflegag!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 23, 2020

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Torture...

Yoooo, I went up to 50 In the FitnessGram Pacer Test!

“Carrrloooss!”

by Bringmethememes April 15, 2019

puppy test

An online checklist to score a puppy for behavior, intelligence and temperament. The purpose is to select the right puppy for the right home.

"I used a puppy test at the animal rescue center to select our family dog."

by yes juanito yes September 26, 2014

SAT Reasoning Test

The most complex, confusing, and most important high school test ever made. The company that makes it, CollegeBoard, makes it very tricky, and it is ABSOLUTELY the most important test in high school. Despite it's name, most of it is NOT reasoning, most of the test requires prior knowledge and skills.

WTH? CollegeBoard is giving me a test that doesn't even test beyond anything I learn in college. This test is rigged. The only people who get high scores on the test study for it, defeating it's purpose. So Why am I waking up early on a Saturday to take this again? The SAT reasoning test should be banned.

by BiggaNXT September 26, 2008