Test Sniffles

The sniffles you get during a test by tilting your head downward and allowing your sinuses to drain out toward your nose (causing a runny nose). This is worsened by allergies or a recent illness. The only known cure for the Test Sniffles are to slump your back and shift your legs foward so that your head stays upright and your eyes peer downward.

I was failing an English test when I realized that suddenly, everyone in the room was sniffling. I quickly jumped out the window and drove home to submit a definition on Urban Dictionary before anyone else. I decided to call this phenomenon "Test Sniffles"

by abrakadabralakazam March 21, 2010

testosterbro

Your buddy who comes along with you to the "all female" event you got stuck attending

I can't believe I got roped into going to a baby shower. Thank God my testosterbro came and brought beer!

by Toooldtobecool February 7, 2017

tesneem

A beautiful girl who is shy at first but once you get to know her she it amazes you of how much she has changed. Shes a talker, and laughs half of the time she’s around you. Tesneem either has dark brown hair with hazel eyes and pale skin, or dark skin with dark hair and warm green eyes. She’s smart but always underestimated herself.

“Yooo did you se that girl, she’s so quite.”
“Tesneem, oh man you haven’t seen her yet.”

by httpmemer June 9, 2018

Tesla Coven

A group of people who drive Tesla's, live in a mansion, and practice witchcraft. They are the type of people who drink Red Bull with a metal straw to save the turtles.

How can I join the Tesla Coven?
Well, just buy a Red Bull and drink it with a metal straw.

by Crayon Pop January 25, 2020

bongshach test

Upon smoking more weed than is necessary or advisable from a bong with ancient water, the act of pouring the thick, murky liquid on a piece of paper and saying the first thing that comes to mind. Much like saying what you see in a cloud pattern and very closely related to the Rorshach Test. A good indication of what lurks in one's subconscious.

Ryan and I smoked 47 bong hits and then dumped the bong water onto some paper. I performed a Bongshach test on Ryan and he said that he saw the face of God or maybe a large cookie in the representation.

by ImnotmeImyou March 24, 2011

MBTI test

mbti tests are tests that are acclaimed to type the person who is taking them and assign them one of the 16 mbti personalities. Although these tests most commonly turn out to be rigged and very inaccurate. It is suggested to research cognitive functions to truly know your mbti type rather than taking any of the tests.

ay shawty did you take the mbti test which type are you?
no john i read about the cognitive functions. also we're breaking up.

by navvleeknow April 27, 2021

scream test

When you don't know if something is still being used so you take it away and see if anybody screams.

Carrie: Do you know if anyone even uses this network folder anymore?

Scot: No fucking clue, I'll give it a scream test. DELETE

Matt: (the next day): WTF happened to my porn folder!

by jamison313 January 15, 2008