puddin terd 

diarrhea

don't eat that gravy mano, you wake up wit puddin terd bro!

puddin terd by StreightSpine November 12, 2019

rank crusty terd 

A hard shit that has got flakes faking off of it, mainly during constipation

Aw that there is a rank crusty terd

rank crusty terd by Cooldudecraig June 11, 2017

pancake terd 

a soft stool that takes the shape of a space shuttle when it hits the bottom of the toilet.

i woke up this morning to see a pancake terd staring at me from the toilet.

pancake terd by jLOUD August 4, 2006

Anus Terd 

- A Peice of shit that has come out of your ass...

- mikeh spikeh

Will - " mikeh spikey.. your an anus terd "

Anus Terd by Will July 23, 2004

Stampeding Terd Herd

Terd herd thay comes out with great force and speed, usually causes a splash that touches the ball sack or the taint.

Man I took a shit this morning. It was a stampeding terd herd.

Stampeding Terd Herd by benny_64 February 12, 2009

bass-terd 

When you are fishing and a bass takes a crap on yo finger

woops i think i got a little bass-terd on my finger!

bass-terd by Lina Toyer September 4, 2006

lone terd 

A relentlessly appearing log of shit in a pooper. Defiant to the mighty power of the flush this persistent bastard of a shit fights for survival, sometimes making surprise visits just when you think its gone. Also referred to as a reoccurring terd, this result of a massive crap attack held strong when others failed.

"Having become overwhelmed by a crap attack, Jeff sprinted with sonic boom strength to the nearest pooper where he found satisfiying relief. Moments later, a peaceful goer by, Karen, noticed the bathroom needed new towels. Upon entering the bathroom she discovered a horrifiying lone terd. In effort to rid the office of this lone terd she flushed and flushed again unable to erradicate it. Oh poopity."

lone terd by Super Pooper Poopity November 3, 2011