Terd Swipe

someone who is a log of dung and/or wipes them up

by Iben Yerkinoff March 12, 2010

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terd pincher

The act of pincing a long terd using just your ass muscles.

Dude, I just couldn't shake that terd, it was so long I had to use my terd pincher muscles.

by metal_buds September 18, 2012

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the most violent of all diarrhea. explosion and propulsive defecation.

i ruined the bath room with my terd spew

by goowashington May 03, 2011

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A crap that somone can be proud of.

That was most Defiantly a Triumphant terd.

by Will chatwin October 15, 2008

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When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

by mike charter January 07, 2022

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A terd one lays while "on-the-clock"

Hey, Bobbie watch the line while I go take a golden terd. Might be gone awhile.

by Motrey January 26, 2019

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Slang for 'homosexual male'

John: Ryan Seacrest is such a terd tamper...

Frank: Yeah, he likes tamping terds in other fags butts with his dick because hes a gay homo!

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