Tequila Story.

A long story about why someone doesn't drink Tequila anymore. It usually ends with someone puking their guts out or doing something crazy.

Don: So I ended up blowing chunks all over these chicks I was going fuck. That's the ending for my tequila story.

by DaKoolA1dMan November 09, 2008

tequila sunrise

A drinking game involving you, a partner (or more as you desire) and a fresh fifth/handle of tequila, depending on the number of people. The object is to drink the entire bottle and stay awake until the sun rises the next morning. Good party game.

Me and the lacrosse team did a Tequila Sunrise last weekend, then kicked the shit out of Western the next day!

by CuthroatMcGee February 19, 2008

Tequila Sunrise

A classic hit song by the "Southwestern Rock" band, "The Eagles.

It's another tequila sunrise,
starin' slowly 'cross the sky...

by Rod Brock March 09, 2007

Tequila Toothbrush

When you soak your penis with Tequila and stick it in someone’s mouth.

Brandon gave the new girl a tequila toothbrush after work.

by B-Rad 2012 August 16, 2018

Tequila Jade

A version of drunk Jade characterized by an increase in energy, sass, and inebriation. Can only be created through intoxication via tequila.

Whoa slow down, you're going to go full Tequila Jade if your not careful.

by SassySalmon93 June 27, 2020

Tequila Tuesday

A holiday created by Kennedy Frazer celebrated every Tuesday every week

It’s tequila Tuesday Baby!

by Thatitbook March 01, 2022

tequila vision

A 2 turns into a 10 after a couple shots of tequila!!

Oh my god the guy you hooked up with was so ugly last night.
Ugh, I know, I have tequila vision.

by tequilavision123 April 25, 2021