chinese television

Letting a girl play with your dick with her legs in the air enjoying each other

Let me play with your Chinese television👅💦

by That guy that is me November 19, 2015

televisional

Coming from the television.

Internet and televisional influences can be the source of child corruption.

by Denyingninja August 30, 2011

Television Buffering

When whatching a show on a TV with a DVR you pause and wait for it to gain a sizable lead in real time so you can fast forward through commercials.

Guy 1-There are soooooo many commercials on SNL!
Guy 2-You need to do some Television buffering man.

by Joquandra March 18, 2011

Sex on the Television

It's alright yes. But do make sure that you don't fall off.

I'm fed up of sex on the television. They all keep falling off.

by LordJenal December 10, 2022

TV no Television

TV stands for "the vibe" and no television is to reiterate the fact that TV stands for the vibe and not television.

Person 1: My life a movie bruv

Person 2: TV no television

by oneguytrain June 12, 2020

Hollywood music television Metal Kel

Metal Kel is a rock Godess of the thrash heavy metal scene worldwide as well as the Facebook page administrator for the Black Label Society Berzerkerette Chapter and original member of the Society Dwellin Mother FUCKERS. Metal Kel is hands down the most informed accurate interviews w Mayhem Festival with the Metal Mulisha interviewing bands from black label society to slipknot rob zombie Kerry king corey Taylor.....

Example: top much metal for omr hand horns....
Your so Hollywood music television Metal Kel

by Pheonix inc. April 02, 2022

television programs

THEY ARE AWESOME!!!

Dude Im gonna go home and watch my television programs - old ass man (me)

Ok - Partey lover

by the evil trolla September 16, 2022