Being in such a paralytic state from the mass consumption of alcohol that when you reach the toilet you are usually slumped down hugging the bowl and screaming 'Oh God!' into the shit abyss in between violent bouts of upchuck.
by Top of the vomit August 26, 2009
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by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006
Get the talk to huey on the great white telephone mug.I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.
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"I bet you can't eat this ice cream because you are lack toes and taller ant," Jordan said over the telephone.
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One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.
One penis enters the earlobe as she holds the shaft and the other enters orally.
e.g: 'Me and John did a cracking Candlestick Telephone on that chick from last night, she'll be deaf for at least a week'
by DocMcWilly August 13, 2018
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Todd is a coward in person but acts like he is Mike Tyson over the telephone/computer, he is a real telephone tough guy.
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