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Ted’s Spread

In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.
Oh great, here comes Ted’s spread...
by Mad Skeezy May 11, 2018
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Ted Banker

(also known as "Ted")

badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
by East Meadow December 15, 2008
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Ted Cruz

When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche
"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
by GhostOfGray January 9, 2021
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Ted Nivison

He's an American Influencer, by that I mean, he's a Youtuber. An Ex-Member of Lunch Club.
"Did you hear that Ted Nivison's hosting a podcast?"

"Oh yeah! With Schlatt and Charlie."
by milky-andro February 22, 2021
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Ted Mosby

- (v.) to prematurely say "I love you", the weight of which scares away you're romantic partner. May be done on purpose to overwhelm someone who is a potential partner and scare them away.

- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.

Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
Barney: Robin I want to be with you.

Robin: I love you!!

Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!

Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....

Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
by Gu3ss July 20, 2011
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Ted Dwane

Mumford and Sons vocalist, string bassist, drummer, guitarist. Known for his unusually deep voice, dapper wardrobe and his love for peanut butter. Definitely under-appreciated.
*Listening to Mumford and Sons*

Person 1: That guy is an epic bassist.
Person 2: Yeah that's Ted Dwane!
Person 1: Doesn't he like peanut butter?
Person 2: SO YOU WATCH MUMFORD AND PALS TOO?!
by WingustheDingus September 10, 2011
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ted out

to over think or over analyze. from the tv sitcom how i met your mother
Lily: idk what to do
Barney: it's so simple. don't ted out about it.
by jessicahope85 November 20, 2007
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