In Jarts (lawn darts); the act of fluffing the hoop with your buttocks facing the court of play. With the proper attire, you’re man bits should be visible.
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badass BBQ cookin, St. Louie reppin, tequila drinkin, football loving, deep voiced genius among men.
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When kissing the ass of a person that insults you and your ancestors, you double down on being pathetic by actively vionlently and vehemently suck with your mouth fecal matter straight from his or her ass to the point the person no longer requires an anal douche
"Hey Gary, are you still going to help me with a porn shoot?"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
"Yeah Ill give you a Ted Cruz just to be safe"
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Get the Ted Nivison mug.- (v.) to prematurely say "I love you", the weight of which scares away you're romantic partner. May be done on purpose to overwhelm someone who is a potential partner and scare them away.
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
- (n.) A scheme to pick-up women by telling the target your story of being left at the alter during your own wedding. The story will generate enough pity and sympathy that would override the girl's better judgement.
Both definitions named after Ted Mosby due to his actions in the show "How I Met Your Mother".
Barney: Robin I want to be with you.
Robin: I love you!!
Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!
Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....
Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
Robin: I love you!!
Barney: Woahhh, i think we should just be friends...WAIT you just Ted Mosby'd me!
Barney: sniff* I got left at the alter....
Ted: for all those keeping score, the Ted Mosby worksss!!
by Gu3ss July 20, 2011
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*Listening to Mumford and Sons*
Person 1: That guy is an epic bassist.
Person 2: Yeah that's Ted Dwane!
Person 1: Doesn't he like peanut butter?
Person 2: SO YOU WATCH MUMFORD AND PALS TOO?!
Person 1: That guy is an epic bassist.
Person 2: Yeah that's Ted Dwane!
Person 1: Doesn't he like peanut butter?
Person 2: SO YOU WATCH MUMFORD AND PALS TOO?!
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