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1. Something you generally say when something that you are eating tates really really bad, or it is something that does not appeal to your taste buds.
- "The apple that I am eating has a worm in it...it is prolly why it Tastes Like Shit."
by CrunkMonk3y January 2, 2012
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What you get asked by former teammates after you get crushed in a sporting event
"Kobe, tell me how my ass tastes!" -Shaquille O'Neil after Kobe Bryant was destroyed by the Boston Celtics in the 2008 NBA finals
by Boston Yankee June 28, 2008
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A food, usually a dessert, that contains such a high content of sugar that you feel as though you are developing the onset of diabetes when you consume it.
Hey, have you tried Susan's chocolate, peanut butter, and Oreo flavored donut? It tastes like diabetes.
by mediocremaiden November 3, 2010
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Tastes like ho maid!

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When you're eating your maid's pussy, and some other guys cum oozes out ...
... you just might say, "Tastes like ho maid!"
by Peter Crammer November 28, 2006
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Tastes like college

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a phrase used to describe cheap/bad tasting alcohol, such as natty, keystone, or cheap vodka.
Ricky: Yo bros! Shots of korski lets goooooo!
Capernicus: Ay yoo that shot was bad yoo.
Casey: Tastes like college right boys?
by a bro who is mad chill December 29, 2010
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tastes like rim

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Meaning: Something tastes like the inside of an asshole
Josh: Mum your dinner tastes like rim!
Mum: Pls josh
by Blablah October 2, 2014
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it tastes like ow

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when something is very spicy, it tastes like ow.
Brad was eating chips and salsa and said " it tastes like ow!"
by BrotherBaner April 5, 2011
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