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Nassau Coliseum Table

A freestanding table in any kind of restaraunt that usually consists of a "four top" or a "deuce" that Obnoxiously wobbles.Efforts are made to remedy this by placing matchbooks,sugarpackets,etc under one or more of the tables baselegs in an attempt to stablize the wobbling ,but alas failing to stablize the table. this gets its name from The Arena Club at the Nassau Coliseum,which was notorious for being plagued with many of these tables during the 1980's and 1990's and little was ever done to fix this problem until they renovated the club and replaced all of the tables.
My girlfriend stained her blouse at dinner last night after spilling her red wine due to the wobbly Nassau Coliseum table.
by Jim 1533 July 26, 2009
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Kitchen Table

This is a 5-way gay sex position that consists of 5 different roles. First there is the table himself who is leaning over at a 90 degree angle. To help support him, we have the table legs who is supporting the table by laying face up on the floor supporting the table’s chest with his feet and jerking off the table with his arms. Then, there are two chairs. Chair one is fucking the table in the ass and the other is getting sucked off by the table. To finish off the position, there is the tablecloth which is another guy, laying face up on top of the table, being blown by chair one and making out with the other. Only the table legs is getting the short end of the stick and therefore positions should be rotated however the weight of the table and the tablecloth must be considered. Heavier men are suggested to be the chairs or table legs.
“Bro please tell me you didn’t post the video of us doing the Kitchen Table on your story”
by Constaqueef December 30, 2018
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Tablo

Tablo, also known as Daniel Armand Lee or À̼º¿î, is the leader of a korean hip-hop/rap group called Epik High. Epik High consists of three people ~

(MC) Tablo - Leader/Lead Rap and Vocals
(MC) Mithra Jin - Secondary Rap and Vocals
TuKutz - DJ (this kids got magic fingers)

Date of Birth: July 22nd 1980
Place of Birth: Korea (then moved to Canada when he was 8)
High School: Seoul International High School
Hobbies: Listening to music, watching movies, reading books
Favorite musicians: Marvin Gaye, Nas, Loveholic, Nell, Kim Tae Woo

Before his debut in Korea, he was part of an underground group called the 4n Objects. Tablo has completed his Masters degree in English Literature at Stanford University in 2002. He was also a Creative Writing major. It is also rumored that he was at the top of his class. He speaks fluent English, Korean, and Japaneese. He has been in countless music, drama, award, comedy, and game shows.
Tablo was born on July 22, 1980.
by music=life April 25, 2006
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Tablo

an extremely talented Korean rapper/artist/writer/musician;
the very definition of PERFECTION.
"The answer to everything lies inside this, the newfound map of the human soul."
"When my body turns cold, you will know, I remapped the human soul" -Epik High, Tablo
by krayzieTluv February 15, 2009
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tableweed

After a night of smoking marijuana and probably consuming mass amounts of alcohol at the house, one can wake up and find this amazing, FREE substance in their own living room. Tableweed takes the form of small green morsels of pot, usually scattered around where the blunt(s) were rolled or the bowl(s) was packed. Tableweed is the best hangover cure, period.
Stoner#1: Fuck man we smoked all our pot last night.
Stoner#2: Dude did you check for tableweed?
by winkler December 9, 2008
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British tabloid

Comic-style newspapers that appeal to the working classes and are easily recognisable by page 3. Shit news, columns written by C-list celebrities, everything new is controversial and other shit. Most popular are the sun, the daily star and the mirror.
mind control from Rupert Murdoch and other media-barons.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
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table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.
Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.
by Joe March 1, 2005
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