the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025
Get the swabbingmug. The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.
This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
Get the Brown swabbingmug. by John Burroughs September 23, 2018
Get the Dick swabmug. 
to wrap ones towel around your arm, before proceeding to violently 'swab' ones bot bot. A dirty swab can then be swapped with a flat mates towel, making a win win scenario.
by dirtydutch69 November 21, 2010
Get the bottom swabmug. Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
Get the snot swabmug. the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense pissbuttbaby swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025
Get the pissbuttbaby swabbingmug.