kinder suprise

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

by Dermit July 22, 2006

Hignett Suprise

This is a common strategy used by child molesters throughout the western hemisphere. This is when one roams parties scouting for young intoxicated females. The prey (the females) usually are completely passed out throughout this event and will have no recollection whatsoever. The Hignett (the sexual predator) will then violate the prey in numerous unorthodox activities until his molesting session is unbosomed. Once discovered, the Hignett then denies all activities that occurred that night and uses the excuse of being completely intoxicated (when he never took a sip of alcohol). At times the victim does awake, and the Hignett will flee from fear of being sued for the acts of the Hignett Suprise .

That Hignett gave her the Hignett Suprise.

by Jason Hignett May 14, 2005

Triple Spangled Vegemite Suprise

When 3 males line up on their knees and backs in a 69 configuration with a condom in their mouth. The first person defecates into the condom in the mouth of the next, then the second to the third. Finally the third person defecates onto a piece of toast along with the contents of the condoms and then all three ejaculate on top of the turd toast. The last one to do so has to eat the Vegemite suprise while being urinated on by the other two!

Man, there were no girls around at that party last night so three of us blokes decided to go and play the "Triple Spangled Vegemite suprise"! Dig didnt like losing at all!

by ticklemaster87 December 10, 2010

Suprised

The incorrect way to spell surprised.

There's two R's, people, not one!

'I was so suprised when my boyfriend finally asked me to marry him.' Emma posted on Facebook, only for someone to correct her grammar.

by you're not the boss of me February 15, 2019

Silky Suprise

When you shit in a girl's mouth and then force her to suck your dick, then after you cum she swallows both

Sandor gave a Silky Suprise to Hoppe

by Dr. Saw June 21, 2006

Suprise Knife Fight

A Knife Fight brought on by suprise, usually amongst people who all possess knives and who are bored.

Ian: ...
Chris: ...
Jim : ...
Ian : ...Suprise knife fight! *whips out knife*
Chris: Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*
Jim : Suprise knife fight!? *whips out knife*

by Noz Dormuu December 19, 2008

Daniels Suprise

avoiding confrontation by breaking up with your girlfriend of two years by telling her that you're gay

Jeff gave her a Daniels Suprise that night, then went out and boned some other chick.

by JDANS221 October 17, 2008