smorgasm

an orgasm that leaves you wanting "some more"

The sex was great, but he left me with a smorgasm.

"So how was your orgasm?"..."It was more than an orgasm, it was a SMORGASM!!!"

by Ashlyn B. December 28, 2007

snorgasm

Boring and/or perfunctory sex.

"Sex last night with Bill was nothing to write home about. A total snorgasm."

by Stacy T. May 9, 2008

Snorgasm

The process of taking a deep nasal breath of air in just before a sneeze, inhaling all the way up to the climax of the sneeze. The result, while only a small percentage of the real feeling, is orgasmic.

1. I just snorgasmed around all of that dust.
2. Wow, that was a really good snorgasm. And I had it in the middle of a metro station!

by Maxipaddle January 12, 2009

smorgasbord

A smorgasbord is an old Swedish tradition which involves binge drinking, raping, pillaging, and quite climatically a feast of raw baby parts. Generally, all guests of the smorgasbord should be wearing fur loin cloths and have dried blood clots located across various parts of the body. All verbal communication should be kept to an evolutionary minimum and any and all adjectives should be reduced to grunts and bloodied index fingers thrusted in the direction of the baby body part in question. Utensils are strictly prohibited.

Sven - "Olaf, did you check out that smorgasbord the other night?"

Olaf - "Bro, I ate like five babies after I got shithoused and pillaged that impoverished village."

Sven - "Tiiiiight"

by Jhemp September 9, 2009

snorgasm

A boring experience either sextual or other.

I had a snorgasm today in math class

by Aria S. January 3, 2013

Smorgasborg

A good word to replace, " one million times too many"

Billy got hit by a smorgasborg of punches!

by [GD] CycloneDasher November 1, 2017

scorgasm

A competition between friends to see who can have the most orgasms in public.
For guys it could be getting a blow job and the showing his friends either some of her hair or the color of her lipstick. For gals it's as simple as pointing out the best looking guy in the place and then describing how you could leave said lipstick.

In a club last night I was so tired from my scorgasms I went straight to sleep still wearing most of my clothes.

by Sky20051965 March 13, 2009