shmeed

different name for weed or marijuana.

jerry get the weed. bro my parents are here call it shmeed

by terry hank November 5, 2020

Sameeh

Trust me never fall for this guys words he is one of those person who’ll approach u and make u think he cares for u a lot but in reality he just uses u to get others and soon as that’s done he’ll start talking shit about you he is one of those fat and short guy who people usually wanna be friend with just because he thinks he’s popular he’ll show attitude to others

Omg is that sameeh last time he cheated me

by Urfakefriendclueismssralcra April 30, 2023

shmeeb

a person who you just cant respect under any circumstances. a disgrace to society. "the lowest of the low"

you can point out a shmeeb very easily. they can be either dorky, ugly, not funny, disgraceful, stupid, disgusting, scummy or any of the above

What a shmeeb

by meekie287 May 26, 2010

Sameed

A very smart and handsome boy who smokes a lot of weed.

You’re dumb but you’re also a Sameed.

by Reggie8282 June 8, 2019

shmeet shmack

A shmeet shmack is a an action, preferably during intercourse, that involves the unzipping of the pants and revealing of penis, otherwise known as shmeet. The shmeet is then shoved into the woman's vagina, in close representation to how a fat American lady shoves a triple whopper down her repulsive turkey neck. The sounds of the loud queefs make a smacking sound that is echoed throughout the vicinity. This is known as a shmeet shmack.

That girl Laura, I was shmeet shmacking the fuck out of her pussy last night.

by Doctor Circumcisonstein October 12, 2014

Shmeef

To smoke marijuana

You guys want to shmeef

by Maplejordan February 11, 2018

shmeek

To smoke, blaze, toke, "do", marijuana.

"In parts of California, and most likely elsewhere, my homies say they want to have a shmeek sesh, not a smoke sesh"

by tclegit April 27, 2007