California Stocking Stuffer

When you insert a didlo into a sleeping person's ass, then use a mallet to knock it the rest of the way in.

Dude, he's knocked out! We should give him a California Stocking Stuffer!!!

by Jschape June 11, 2010

muffin stuffer

Plowing or Piledriving a girl that is a little on the chubby side.

When she puts on jeans some fat from her waist goes over the top of the pants making her look like a "Muffin". So when you plow this girl you are hence a "Muffin Stuffer!"

by King of Muffin Stuffers May 2, 2008

cunt stuffer

A person with a large penis.

I slept with Mike last night, he's such a cunt stuffer!

by xTrollz March 11, 2011

Burnt Backhair Stuffed Billy

When a guy is fucking his goat in the ass and the cigarette falls out of his mouth and burns the goats backhair.

Skip said, "if you don't get back in your cage you stupid goat, I'm gonna give you a Burnt Backhair Stuffed Billy."

by Smashed3006 April 8, 2009

stiffener

(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.

"Hey, she's hot."
"Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."

by Kroxman November 15, 2007

vagina stuffer

a female cock block

She was being a super vagina stuffer to me.

by maxwell69 July 5, 2006

stoffers

A man of greatness, known for being beeg. Also a known priest of the church of coors lite.

"Who's the priest at veets's wedding?"
"I hear its Reverend Biggie Stoffers of the Coors Lite"

by veets January 19, 2008