stuarting

texting or sexting girls who obviously do not like you and that also think that your a twat when your clearly homosexual

stuart love's stuarting

by ywenda October 14, 2011

stuart

A dirty cock goblin, that loves having sexual relations with very close family members.

There once was a dirty kid that was a stuart.

by billy ricky james January 21, 2010

Stuart

A stuart is someone with a fuck off massive chode and big tits to boot. Stuart is such a big dad that his being can barely be kept on the ground. He has several biological and non biological sons and is just generally a father figure for most. Stuart loves a big shafting

Ronald: "STUART! BIG DAD!"

by topshaggerlol August 24, 2018

Stuart

An insecure, needy incel that spies on your phone and recites your search history/phone messages in casual conversation, hoping that you will return his man-child feelings for you.

Person 1: Hey, don't you think it's creepy that he knows exactly what you do on your phone?

Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.

Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.

by AAAAAAAAAAUUGGGHH May 11, 2021

Gilbert stuart middle school

Gilbert Stuart is a dirty ass old school,the principal with her ugly ass dresses and nasty ass rain boots,tall white ugly nigga with his loud ass always yelling at somebody to do sum, always making the same lunch which is that nasty ass pizza that’s not even cook correctly and the teachers are annoying asf 😂.

Matthew~ You go to Gilbert Stuart middle school ?
Me~ yea bro

Matthew~ Damn nigga do better.

by Ewbbaja October 3, 2021

Stuart

i A admirer of women who all but he can see are short, ugly and Northern.
ii A lady who would be admire by such a gentleman.
iii The art of being completely blind to what your friends are saying and admiring the ugly girl anyway.

i Tom "Oh my god it looks like that girl has been hit repeated around the face with a large metal bar while being trampled on my a marching band"
Dick "Wow, yeah she is rather fit isn't she!"
Harry "You're such a Stuart!"
ii A personal ad "I'm 4 ft 5 girl from Sunderland with a slight facial deformity"
Dave "She sounds like a real Stuart
iii Chris "Mate you've got to open your eye's she's ugly as sin!"
George "What are you talking about, she's gorgeous!"
Dave "You are acting like such a Stuart!"

by Andrew Charles Lloyd May 19, 2008

stuart

greasy, mop headed, probably a virgin, very pale white and can rarely be seen outdoors

guy was suck a stuart

by Notawallpuncher January 3, 2019