Stroke FC

Stroke FC is a non league football team based in North-west England Carlisle.
They are a football club aiming for success and hope one day they can progress into the football league.
They hold a historic win over nearby rivals Carlisle UTD when Stroke FC beat them 5 - 2 in a friendly game.
Their fans claim to be called "The Strokers".

Stroke FC is a growing football team filled with talent

by Honest_Football Fan April 8, 2021

Penalty stroke

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.

I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.

by arnie123 April 4, 2015

stroke break

similar to a smoke break, but instead of smoking, the person jerks off

Wow!! this project is really stressing me out. I'm gonna go take a stroke break. Be back in a few

by workaholic694u November 2, 2011

Stroking gun

When someone is caught masturbating.

Little Dougie was caught with his stroking gun in the bathroom.

by I, Wreckerrr October 30, 2016

comfort stroke

A kindly caress or pat on the back between friends or acquaintances intended to relax the recipient. It is most often employed to soothe emotions of frustration or worry. Though usually isolated from other physical contact and devoid of lascivious intent, the comfort stroke may sometimes form the beginning of a more sensuous college massage.

Christina: "Damn it, I can't believe that jerk ditched me for Yvonne!"
Blake: "Wow... Calm yourself. Here -" <Gives her a quick comfort stroke.> "Just take it easy, okay?"
Christina: "Boy did I need that comfort stroke. Now I can plan my revenge with a clear mind."
Blake: "Any time."

by TUnit March 31, 2008

Stroking the Wookie

Perfoming sexual acts on a girl who has not trimmed her lady garden.

Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"

by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011

Dry Stroking

1.) The act of masturbation without lubrication.
2.) The act of shorting someone i.e. Sand bagging.

1.)ex. Oh I totally dry stroked it last night.

2.)ex. Nerdahl you have got to be dry stroking me!

by eskimo samurai March 23, 2009