silent stalker

fart
a gas that escapes from your pants without a sound. Usually catches people off guard and starts a gagging sensation. Yah

Christ Jim...check your pants, those silent stalkers are making me gag. Yah

by Big EE November 4, 2004

Stick Stalker

The opposite of a Chubby Chaser. Someone who loves those really skinny chicks.

That girl walks around the room slicing people open with her exposed ribs. Milt thinks she's hot. He's a Stick Stalker.

by CiRenze March 27, 2009

stalker enabler

when someone puts everything they are doing that day on their status. No one cares! stalker enablers allow stalkers to know where they are going to be that day and what they're doing.

"her status was "going to suzzy's house and then the mall and maybe a party at my house at 7" wow i could follow her so easily, she is a stalker enabler."

by hncjo0094 February 20, 2009

stalkerish

If someone seems to be doing a little bit of stalker activity but isn't quite a stalker

maybe they keep on at you or bothering you in some way or maybe just done something thats a little strange

he keeps texting me.... arrgghh

wow... that's a lot from one person... that's rather stalkerish.....

god dammit its her again - leave me alone!!!

by ooosh! February 6, 2014

Stem stalker

When using a glass pipe there is always that one tweaker who is waiting for the pipe to be set down so that they can burn your stem down for another hit after you leave the room. Wrapping the stem of your pipe with electric tape can be an effective counter.

"Watch yo piezo bro, that guy Armondo is a certified stem stalker. He'll run your stem down and black your bowl up right in front of you!"

by FlavioMaximo September 19, 2013

pizza stalker

A person who eats pizza more then once a week, but orders from different places each time as to not appear to be a "pizza stalker".

I had pizza from dolce for lunch and now I want Crazies pizza for dinner. I feel like such a pizza stalker.

by Freakylive December 15, 2014

stalkery

Very stalker-esque, specifically in ways of the internet. The word stalkery originally refers to the tools on Facebook that make it so that you pretty much know what your friends are doing all the time.

"Oh my god, the new facebook is SUPER stalkery."

"That's a pretty stalkery news feed there, Charlyna."

by Keenum October 21, 2008