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Stack Slap

The act of slapping someone on the cheek with a stack of bills totaling $1000 or more. Used on someone who is requesting a loan, talking shit about your financial status or being nosy about your financial status. Indications are stinging pain, embarrassment and visible marks, usually in the form of light red welts.

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"I got paid today, cashed my check, came home to relax and was immediately assaulted by demands from my wife for a new this, a better that. Thats when I finally decided to show that ho who bring home the bacon. I pulled out my wallet, withdrew the cheddar and gave the bitch the Stack Slap of a life time. Now she is happy with the salvation army bras/tampons."

"I gave a hungry old man a stack slap when he begged me for 89 cents. What did the bum want to buy? An Arctic Circle hamburger."

"I stack slapped a baby seal and killed it. Yea, I'm loaded bitches."
by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008
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cunt stack

Two bisexual chicks, one laying on the bed, and the other laying on top of her, face to face, making out. This provides a convenient and pecker pleasing cunt stack for the man to alternately tap on at his penis tingling leisure.
Once I started to cum, I hugged the Olsen twins very tightly around the waist and popped back and forth from one twat to the other for about 6 cum blasts apiece. It was the best cunt stack I ever fucked!
by Mike Bozdog June 19, 2006
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keep it a stack

It means to keep it honest be truthful but the modern version of keep it 100
by Toptiershy November 7, 2018
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stack

one stack = 1 G
by Anonymous July 14, 2003
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Stacked

Means you are
1.Well built, muscley
2.Packing big titties (e.g. Porn star Lovette, good example of stacked)
1.I wouldn't trouble that bouncer, he's fucking STACKED!
2.Look at those tits on her, she's STACKED!
by ©™ October 15, 2003
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Stracted

A shorter way of saying "Distracted" but meant to be used on someone who is crazy, out of there mind, drunk or drugged, or even just weird.
You are so stracted! Girl, he acts so stracted. Oh no, here comes "stracted" ass Linda, hide your purse.
by TDThom October 17, 2007
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Stacked

Big-bosomed
Did you catch that chick on 34th and Main? She was stacked!
by DDDDDD March 4, 2002
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