Stoner

Someone who smokes weed as often as possible; one who believes weed to make the world a better place to live in. Usually a fan of Bob Marley and/or Sublime. If in school, would usually be an Art or Music major. Some of the chillest people you'll ever have the pleasure of meeting.

This loveable girl Britt is a true stoner.

by Brittskeez January 2, 2006

baby stoners

teenagers who have only recently taken up smoking (pot)- not full-blown potheads, but on their way. used either endearingly or scornfully

by lauren September 2, 2003

Stoner Laugh

A distinctive high-pitched squeal of a hyena laugh that only comes about when someone is high. This is completely independent of their regular 'un-high' laugh, and often sounds nothing like it. The more excited a stoner gets, the higher the pitch of the laugh. It is up for debate whether or not it's actually the weed that causes this girl-like giggle, or if it's more of a weed-cultural influence on stoners, much like a dialect or accent. ie. The more people who laugh like this while stoned, the more stoners will adopt said laugh, either consciously or sub-consciously.

My roommate's stoner laugh sounds like a shy Japanese girl watching cartoons while having an orgasm.

by vorpal11 August 11, 2011

intellectual stoner

A dope smoker that claims to feel "calmer and smarter" while smoking dope.

My stoner wife and her blown out friend smoked too much pot and are now discussing pre-colonial commerce. They are quite the intellectual stoners.

by jovato May 12, 2003

the stoner channel

Comedy central is the stoner channel.

I dont call comedy central the stoner channel anymore most of the shows are cheap crap that you cant get a laugh out of no matter how high you are.

by stewfoo January 13, 2005

stoner sketti

Sketti that you make when you're too stoned to make regular sketti.

Let's roast a Marley and make stoner sketti tonight!

by therealskeeter October 22, 2006

Stonerball

Function: Verb
Definition: To sag your pants and stick your balls out through the hole in your boxers when your stoned. Usually concealed by a long shirt or hoodie.

"Dude let's stonerball!"
"One time we stonerballed in TacoBell."
"We're stonerballing, man!"

by Todd Hunter January 19, 2009