Side swiped

When you are to fat to wipe you ass completely from front to back, so instead, you wipe halfway up your crack and hen do a quick sideways move with the toilet paper, leaving a layer of poop smeared on you butt cheek.

By the looks of that brown stain on the back of your white pants that cover that big ass you got, my guess is that you couldn't reach all the way around, so you side swiped it.

by dalycitybadgirl June 13, 2019

SNIPED

When youre picker out of a crowd of wrong doers for doing something wrong

that cop sniped me for keeping up with the traffic

by armthehomeless May 31, 2005

Sniped

Predicting an uncommon near future event correctly without any prior knowledge to the situation. Typically a guess for something that could happen. Very popular in Eastern Massachusetts.

"I bet the next car we see pull around that corner will be a red Honda."
(Red Honda pulls around corner)
"That was sniped!"

by gibson850 February 28, 2007

stuped

(Pronounced Stooped)
Double meaning:
Adj.1. "Stupid cool" or something super cool
Adj.2. "Super stupid" or super uncool
You use it either when someone does something hecka tight or extra lame.

1."Dude I'm about to break dance at Kelly's party this weekend."
"That's gonna be stuped broz!"
"You know it!"
2."I'd rather study than go to Kelly's party"
"C'mon man, don't be stuped. That party is finna slap"

by TheAlbinoWolf May 6, 2013

'STINED'

for one to be slighly intoxicated without relevant people knowing that one is on a completely different rung of the pre-verbal ladder of every day life,

i stood at the altar really damn 'STINED'

the two of us put on the headphones and walked in to the church on the audion guided tour, a hundred school children marched into the main hall and began singing hymns, we looked each other to say dude, i am 'STINED'

by Mr Adam J Maddock May 15, 2008

Striped Pussy

Slang for Candy Corn

That was good candy corn.

by John Doe December 4, 2003

sniped

Sniper Shot or Snipe refers to a situation wherein an individual purchases a shot of alcohol for another individual, usually a friend, who has consumed too much alcohol and evidently does not need another drink. The gift is given with evil intentions and is given in an attempt to incapacitate the target, influence bad decisions, and/or create amusement (Definition from the S.Crew™ Dictionary)

The shot is often presented by itself without the sniper taking a shot with the target however this isn't always the case. The target is often too drunk to realize he is being sniped and cheerfully drinks the free shot pushing him over the line into pure blackout bliss. "Did you see how banged up Chris was last night after he was sniped? He spilled his cranberry and vodka all over some girls skirt." (Definition from the S.Crew™ Dictionary)

by S.Crew February 22, 2010