stretchgasm

Strecthgasm is a combination of two words. Strect and Orgasm.
Stretchgasm is the feeling you get if you wake up in the moring and you stretch. You feel go and your muscles get relaxed. It feels like an orgasm but more on the backside.

Stretching for staying in one spot for a long time.

Person: *strecthes*
Person: Damn what a stretchgasm!

by Jet December 16, 2005

Stretchin'

1. To exaggerate to a great extent.
2. To tell a great lie.

1. - Last night I smoked this blunt, it had to be a ounce.
- Now your stretchin'.
2. - Man I fucked the hottest chick ever last night.
- Man your way too stretchin'.

by Shawn Maglicic December 28, 2005

Groinal Stretches

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006

Stretch Armstrong

A sexy young alpha who doesn't take crap from anyone, want to kill him? You can't, want to shoot him? The bullet will just bounce off his soft rubber skin, want to tear him limb from limb? Come on, you can't, its in the name. Stretch Armstrong is such an alpha he will steal your girl, your mum, your dad, your dog and you just to leave you at the last moment, just look at that confident face he can suck himself off if he wants to.

Man stretch Armstrong really penetrated my anal cavities hard last night they still hurt

by Stretcharmstrongismysenpai June 27, 2020

nickel stretch

five year jail sentence

i did a nickel stretch down at county for B&E

by CrunkdaFunk222 January 16, 2009

bin stretcher

A bin stretcher is something an co-worker asks the rookie hire to search for. The person sent looking for it will usually ask others where it is. Sometimes, he/she will be redirected elsewhere to locate it. It simply does not exist. It's a prank played on new fresh-faced employees.

"Hey Bob, did you hear Cam sent the new guy in receiving to look for the bin stretcher? He spent half an hour searching for it. This never gets old".

by XDRman August 20, 2012

Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.

Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017