Definition: the hot man that sits in front of you in your statistics class.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
He has bulging muscles you can stare at for days (and will!) and many tattoos. He will likely be drawing dinosaurs and showing you the tattoo of jesus on his arm--which you will gladly stare at.
Girlfriend, I didn't take any notes today because I was waaaaay too busy staring at hot stats man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
Girl: Hey, did you see that guy with the Jesus tattoo and the Iron Maiden belt buckle?
Guy: Yeah! That's Hot Stats Man!
by keeeeerrrrr December 14, 2010
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Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh
Guuuuys what if no one likes it! I CAN'T! I have stataphobia Aghghghhh
by Ezra McCoollike June 28, 2010
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HOTCHATBOY: So you wanna hook up bitch?
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he
BIGIRL29: Dick Stats???
HOTCHATBOY: 9"inch thick, shaven balls, uncut.
BIGIRL: Sorry I don't feel like dick tonight, I wanna eat pussy
HOTCHATBOY: lemme cream pie u b4 u go bitch
BIGIRL29: No thanks I'd rather catch aids and die
HOTCHATBOY: Bitch i'm gonna cut u bad!
HOTBIGIRL: te he he
by Little Missy Licky January 20, 2008
Get the dick stats mug.A term created by British and British Commonwealth citizens to describe residents of the United States of America who identify themselves as "Americans". Its use is to differentiate that country's citizen from citizens of other countries located on the North and South American continents who could feasibility also be called Americans.
It is vital to note that Americans from the United States of America do not recognize this distinction, and only refer to themselves as Americans. This makes any other distinction by any other country irrelevant.
It is vital to note that Americans from the United States of America do not recognize this distinction, and only refer to themselves as Americans. This makes any other distinction by any other country irrelevant.
United Statian is an incorrect term used to describe citizens of United States of America.
Bob: Oy mate, I watched a United Statian football match on tv last night.
Matt:. Huh? You mean American football match? No one calls Yanks United Statians.
Bob: Oy mate, I watched a United Statian football match on tv last night.
Matt:. Huh? You mean American football match? No one calls Yanks United Statians.
by Gatorkt November 28, 2017
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by Brandlo December 7, 2006
Get the more stats mug.An abbreviation for statistic. If you dont already know what it is then your either stupid or your waiting for me to say somthing funny... Nope not gonna happen...
48% of all stats are made up on the spot.
by Statnerd September 11, 2010
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Usually, it's followed by the dubious explanation that "America is a continent, not a country" (never mind that much of the world counts it as two and the exact definition of "continent" is fuzzy), the charge that "they're just ignorant" (never mind that, again, Americans count it as 2, and contrary to popular belief, they ARE taught basic Geography in school), and/or cries of "they have no right to the name" (never mind that the USA gained its independence a solid 30 years before any other country on either continent, 50 years or more before most, not to mention that French Guyana and number of outlying islands are STILL under European control, or the fact that the USA is the only country that actually has "America" in its name).
The fact remains that in most languages and in most countries, "America" without any qualifiers refers to the USA, not the continent(s) or whatever shit stain country these people are so ashamed to admit that they're from that they feel the need to co-opt someone else's denonym and get mad at them for using it first. I've never seen a Canadian do it, probably because Canada is awesome, and even if they did, Canadians aren't douchey enough to insist that their way is the only way.
Usually, it's followed by the dubious explanation that "America is a continent, not a country" (never mind that much of the world counts it as two and the exact definition of "continent" is fuzzy), the charge that "they're just ignorant" (never mind that, again, Americans count it as 2, and contrary to popular belief, they ARE taught basic Geography in school), and/or cries of "they have no right to the name" (never mind that the USA gained its independence a solid 30 years before any other country on either continent, 50 years or more before most, not to mention that French Guyana and number of outlying islands are STILL under European control, or the fact that the USA is the only country that actually has "America" in its name).
The fact remains that in most languages and in most countries, "America" without any qualifiers refers to the USA, not the continent(s) or whatever shit stain country these people are so ashamed to admit that they're from that they feel the need to co-opt someone else's denonym and get mad at them for using it first. I've never seen a Canadian do it, probably because Canada is awesome, and even if they did, Canadians aren't douchey enough to insist that their way is the only way.
"I'm going to base my judgement of 330 million people on a few stupid United Statians that I've either interacted with or just seen on television"
"Those stupid United Statians call football 'soccer'"
"Those stupid United Statians call football 'soccer'"
by MidnightSubmarine October 11, 2016
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