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demon sharting

the phenomenon that occurs after the use of a fuck tonne of oil in cooking, when the fiery demon created inside you by the oil bursts out of your arsehole in a pure steamy liquid explosion.
Wife: "Oh love, the bathroom fucking stinks, what the fuck happened in there?"
Husband: "it was your fucking cooking, I've been demon sharting everywhere!"
Wife: "clean that shit up" *literally*
by chemistrynonce April 27, 2017
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follow the map to Stalingrad

Instead of travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates, figuring out a plan of action, and sticking to it, before undertaking anything of scale.
If you don't want to suffer the consequences of having done something retargerous, why not simply follow the map to Stalingrad?
by Sexydimma September 22, 2017
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Sparkling Taco

An extremely clean vagina that has no hair or disfigurements of any kind. When the light shines on such a vagina it tends to create an amazing light effect.

No one has ever seen such a vagina, but it was once believed to have been worshiped on Atlantis.
My dad told me that The Great Sparkling Taco created the Burmuda Triangle when it sunk under the waves.
It is also believed to have invented Coca-Cola and Cheetos.
by PB & J. April 24, 2008
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Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.
Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.
by slssfw May 22, 2005
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stailing

attempting to live life slow to anger and abounding in love.
I've been stailing my whole life and it's hard work but worth it.
by Charleyme June 3, 2010
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Sparkling water

The worst form of carbonated drink. It’s like angry water.
“Hey bro you want some sparkling water”

“HECK NO THAT STUFF IS NASTY”
by Bakuclout July 13, 2018
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Snarling Poodle

A girl who is very attractive and seems to be nice at first sight, but if something doesn't go her way, she snaps at you.
-"Hey, what do you think about that Jill girl? She's kinda hot."
-"No way man, she's a total snarling poodle, I wouldn't get too close."
by Rayce Lutrova January 4, 2008
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