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Gout-standing

Adjective conveying cynical elation; most useful towards someone fishing for compliments referring to something boring, unimpressive or visually offensive.
Fredward: Do you guys like this pool of puss I made? It came out of this enormous pustule on my knee here!

Leonard: WOW, your knee and pool of puss are both gout-standing Fred.
by Ley2Lo February 9, 2010
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Last man standing

When you're the last one at the party who hasn't either passed out or left.
Yo, how was the party last night?
It was fun, I was the last man standing though.
by Maggyisswaggy October 11, 2018
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standstill

A standstill is a human being who struggles to associate with social norms. They very rarely talk and are known to linger outside social groups. The term standstill is derived from their tendency to stand near people but with no interaction.
"Why is he being such a standstill today, I have had enough"
by GWanker96 February 22, 2014
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inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer)

The inside-out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is a species of fish found off the southern coast of costa rica, in the deep waters of the pacific ocean.

Known for its organs being on the outside, and fins on the inside, this fish struggles to survive in the rugged ocean, but, has done so for many thousands of years. Its organs are semiprotected from a tight strong exoskeleton (also found in creatures such as insects, spiders, crustaceans and mollusks).

With a length of 25cm and a height of 10cm, this fish is not a small one, but surely is a slow one, with a top speed of 1km/hour, these little fella's just swim around all day, hiding in the darkness of the deep pacific!

The Inside-out fish commonly feeds on other animals feces, and is also known as the vaccum cleaner of the ocean. Its diet isnt just filled with bile! No, the Insude-out fish also has a taste for style, thats right, caviar, the Inside-Out fish preys on unsuspecting other species of fish and eats there eggs!

The lifespan of an Inside-Out fish is approximatly 10 years, but some have been known to live as long as 20-30 years!
"The Inside-Out fish (inseedacli-repi-standi-plazer) is No.14 on the top 15 weirdest animals in the sea" - National Geographic Magazine, March 1999
by Dr. Jean Spickleberg November 5, 2008
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Standing Land Strip

While after your done with your fun, you stand above the female as she is laying down and you beat your meat over her so than when you cum, it flys all over her in such a way a plane would land on a land strip.
Wow I just 'Standing Land Striped' Shannon last night
by ScottyBallz April 29, 2007
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69 Standing

This is where the guys stands against the wall facing away from it and holds the girl upside down against him while eating her pussy and she sucks his dick.
I almost broke my neck last night doing the 69 Standing.
by Badbytch November 13, 2018
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fart is still standing

When you fart and you walk away from it for a while but evertime you pass that section the fart is still lingering in the same exact spot.
joe:*farts*
kuro:ew D:
Joe: *walks away from fart* 8
kuro: walks away
Joe: *goes to the bathroom*
*2 mins later*
kuro: *passes spot joe was staning in* holy sit dude yer fart is still standing here!
by wee396 March 18, 2009
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