German Squishy

when you take a shit and put it in a plastic bag, seal it and then throw it at a random persons face when they are sleeping

Jon- oh man last night i gave kyle a German Squishy, there was shit everywhere

Ralph- thats fucking sweet man

by coltonz. May 04, 2010

Squishy Mitten

The act of inserting one's penis into the rectum of a female while simultaneously inserting his testicles into her vagina.

That bitch was down to do some freak shit, so we tried out the squishy mitten.

by Butternut Busting June 11, 2014

squishy princess

A girl who is short and cute, normally one who is submissive and enjoys to be dominated by men much larger than her.

"I'm daddy's squishy princess."

by CyanideSix November 16, 2015

Squishy slap

It refers to the noise of a silicon squishy which sounds like skin slapping on skin. So it refers to having rough sex.

Person 1: hey you wanna squishy slap later?
Person 2: what about in the airplane seats?
Person 1: we could do either ;)

by NaughtySquishy November 15, 2021

squishy antelope

When a guy has whisky dick and tries to put it up a girls butt, and when he takes it out it's covered in doodie. Then, he draws a picture with the doodie on the girls chest!

Joe loves to show off his squishy antelope in front of Tory.

by AcK aTtAcK and RaDiCaL rAcHeL and pEtRoLiS!!! February 14, 2005

squishy face

what you see when you look at taylor swift.

taylor swift has one hell of a squishy face.

by McCawley December 01, 2009

squishy time

When two girls, usually lesbians, have a "good" time.

Those girls are having squishy time.

by gzzzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzgzzz February 23, 2011