by akendall December 31, 2009
when you lay under a glass table, and the person on the table squishes a small animal with his/her back and you beat off watching it
by I <3 gay porn May 17, 2010
Nordaby can get squish mitten any day of the week.
by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008
by adiens December 06, 2011
1. An act conducted between two heterosexual males in an effort to resolve a conflict.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
2. An exaggerated figure of speech often used to evoke productivity with a group of males who are in the act of procrastination.
1. Andy was mad that Evan spilled orange soda on his new sweater. Their mutual friend Peter insisted that they start dick squishing, get out their frustration and move on with life.
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
2. "Are we just going to sit around here squishing our dicks together or is someone going to call a cab already".
by lpaper June 12, 2010
An activity Professor Albrecht participated in on many occasions in his time in University, one that revolved around squishing objects of questionable origins.
by Not Alpaca May 22, 2020
The act of doing one finger push ups in two different vaginas at once.
Also can vary as a Dirty squish-up. (The act of squish-ups in 2 Butts)
Also can vary as a Dirty squish-up. (The act of squish-ups in 2 Butts)
Dude I had your mom and your sister over and we did 3 different sets if Squish-ups! Needless to say it got a little messy after the first set.
We got down and did 1 dirty squish up!
We got down and did 1 dirty squish up!
by Steve0son0820 February 28, 2008