Squish Mitten 

A smoke-bench-dwelling, man-whoring slut with low self-esteem and a neverending supply of cigarettes

This is Squish Mitten, my retarded cousin.

Squish Mitten by Xeppo May 29, 2007

squish the cat 

working a vagina really hard

I've been on the road all week so when I get home I'll throw my wife in bed and squish the cat flat!

squish the cat by vajunkguy October 26, 2014

squish the fish 

It means: beat the Miami Dolphins. However, after Dave Lundy published the novel "Squish the Fish”, it took on a perverted life of its own. In the book, Scooter thinks it means getting laid and pounding pussy.

After the Bills squish the fish and beat the Dolphins, I'm gonna celebrate at our tailgate party and squish my girlfriend's fish!

squish the fish by Bottoms Up! July 18, 2020

Squish date 

a platonic Date that one goes on with their squish.

P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way

P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends

P2; the more you know!

Squish date by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021

squish mallow 

They are the fucking spawn of Satan, they may look cute but DO NOT TRUST THEM

Squish mallows are fucking trash

squish mallow by kaneki ken's wifu March 24, 2021

squish-ue 

The squishy state of a tissue after wiping or blowing a young child's nose.

That squish-ue was so gross!!

squish-ue by candlegirl May 20, 2022

squish pit 

a squish pit is another word for a vagina.

aw man! you got sand in your squish pit!

squish pit by wagabaga20003 April 13, 2023