squirter mcfurter

Master of cum
The one who women look for a good squirting time

Yo Ron Burgundy is the real squirter mcfurter

by Weenie bo Beenie June 18, 2005

Squirter

A squirter is a small female (like kylie) who is already at knob height - making is easy to squirt(h)er.

Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.

That squirter is the right height for me.

At the orgy I had to duck the squirter.

by DJ Jaybee July 29, 2004

Ranch Squirter

A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.

That chick is a ranch squirter.

by THE REAL DEAL RANCH SQUIRT July 6, 2009

Rusty Squirtle

This technique is usually used when some chick is trying to stick some guys fat cock in her vajay-jay and shes way to dry to slip that meat-piece into it. So in order to lube things up she uses a douche to squirt a bunch of lube into her anal cavities. Then she turns around and puts her ass up on his cock, shortly thereafter clenching her hole so the shitty mixture spews out onto the guys junk. If they want to make things really sloppy, the girl sometimes makes the guy suck the excess shart-lube out of her asshole.

My cock was too much for that virgin, so i made her give me a rusty squirtle to lube things up.

by cockmaster93 December 20, 2010

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011

squintercourse

Squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.

Pasquale: So how did your night with Debbi go?

Enrico: We both took off our glasses and it turned into a total squintercourse.

I believe at one point I was boffing her bellybutton.

Pasquale: Yikes!

by scodder November 6, 2012

Squirtler

When a women is pleasured to the point a water substance comes out of its pussy

Wow, man, she’s a squirtler!

by Tre amigos June 13, 2019