Squints

A word used to describe a massive overflow of fences or diarrhea after eating spicy meat most commonly associated with BBQ. An excessive amount of meaty poop exploding from the anus.

Man I’m pretty sure I’ll have the Squints after eating all this BBQ.

by Mr.ThatGuy August 25, 2018

squinted eye

a person of asain descent

i wanted to order some food from the restaurant where squinted eye works

by rick gibbs November 25, 2003

squiter plates

A type of titty/nipple combo. Means a combination of "squiter bites" (i.e. small titties) and "saucer plates" (i.e. big nipples).

I went to lift up her shirt and there was nothing but squiter plates so I snuck in to her sisters room.

by danish nightmare February 26, 2009

San Diego Squirter

Right when your about to bust a nut....have your partner (hopefully a lady) stand back about 3 feet. and shoot for the stars....My personal best is about 5 feet..

Johnny give his woman a san diego squirter 8 feet away.

by Ja Ricks February 19, 2007

Squirter

Someone who likes to brag or boast about themselves

I'm tired of all these squirters talking about how cool they were in high school.

Jackson squirted so much about his basketball game that he flooded my room.

by TheYoungGuapo September 13, 2018

Squints

Where by a pair of swimming goggles is generously filled with the love juice of a man or woman and then worn by either the last to contribute or the fluffer/sex slave. Unisex and can be enjoyed by a couple, in a group or on ones lonesome.

Are you joining us later for a spot of Squints?

by Lord Mingus August 1, 2010

Squinker

A loud and abnormal squeeky noise that is released from your bum. It smells gross and tastes even worse.

That dude just let out a real Squinker and it smells nasty!

by Squeezyfart June 12, 2017