book sniffing

Book Sniffing - To sniff the spine of an old hard backed book and recieve the punjent smell of either ass, gooch or old knob.

The sad little boy tried book sniffing to get high off knob!

by Spikez May 11, 2006

squibbing

The act of pleasuring yourself in manure and/or horse dung.

Farmer to friend: Couldn't believe it, went down to clear out the muck-spreader, only to find a load of tissues and some bloke squibbing himself senseless.

by grimola October 5, 2011

seat sniffing

When you smell someones seat, at most, 15 seconds after they get up

"Did you see that Guy seat sniffing that girl after she got up"

by justlykethis September 18, 2013

Squinking

A failed attempt to wink by a person who can't wink, resulting in said person squinting awkwardly.

She could wink with her left eye, but when she tried to wink with her right eye she just ended up squinking.

by KingMJ October 14, 2011

shoulder sniffing

If their is a group of friends and somebody (not a friend) tries to join in the conversation but just finds themselves lingering on the outskirts, getting nothing but people's backs to them, they are shoulder sniffing.

Who the hell is that guy shoulder sniffing? I swear I've never spoken to him before.

by Sam Kinnear April 28, 2008

Second-Hand Sniffing

The act of getting high my smelling the body or breath of someone who has recently been smoking weed.

He's tripping balls since he was second-hand sniffing earlier.

by ML-lol October 8, 2011

squidding

to deposite one's ejaculate in a public place.

'Laura is always squidding in the locker room at the gym'

by looceefir August 8, 2008