Scale Squatter

A person who repeatedly checks their body weight multiple times a day, especially after using the restroom.

Tim: Where is Terry?

Tom: Probably checking his weight.

Tim: Has he been going to the gym or changed his diet?

Tom: No, he’s just a Scale Squatter.

by King Ricardo III May 19, 2023

Turtle Squatter

Someone who squats hard and lets things get under their shell. "Turtle Squatter"

"Turtle Squatting"

someone who squats hard and lets something get under their shell and bothering them long-term.

Noah stop being such a turtle squatter!!!

by gnome dog May 30, 2011

Concert Squatter

When you arrive at your concert seat(s) to find someone already sitting or standing in them. When you tell them that they’re in your seat, they might move a little bit, but don’t really leave. This is usually a person who has already had too many party favors and wants to sing obnoxiously to each song or dance around in your space.

How was the show the other night?

So so… there was a concert squatter in my seat that wouldn’t go away for most of the show.

by Kuchie August 27, 2025

Squatter

Someone at the gym who sits on the equipment and just looks at their phone.

That dude is just a squatter, why is he here?

by John525 December 27, 2021

box squatter

A person who gets their mail in some other person's post office box. Usually done because they don't want to pay for their own.

the box squatter's mail moved from box to box as women demanded he pay at least a share of the box rent.

by postal goddess May 15, 2011

Squatter spotter

The act of observing your partner sitting (squatting) over another individuals' face, while that individual is topping you. You must guide your partner over the lucky one's face.

So I was Alex's squatter spotter last night, and was amazed by his leg strength.

by Mistermrmister2 May 21, 2021

cotched squatters

a man smoking a doobie in a house that isnt his, rinsing food, and drink.
also a dirty diggers lyric.

"oi bitch this is my house!"
"nah its fine we are a cotched squatters"
"oh, oh okay then"

by jakis February 24, 2008