Springer

When a man can perform at the drop of a hat and increase size in an incredible way.

When a mane arousal goes from asleep to full salute in a dramatic fashion.

When he fell asleep his Springer ripped thru into full salute.. Sally said that Springer had an extremely looking Soringer

by RicoStar23 January 30, 2025

Sproing

The observance of the occurrence of which the season of Spring has settled in

examples: observance of blooming flowers, observance of a deer nursing its young, etc.

“Spring has really Sproinged”

by fehcbeceoriciuercfnr May 12, 2025

sproingle

A hair curl, especially in curly hair

My hair has sproingles

by Lexicarpal tunnel syndrome December 13, 2025

Leak Springer

a person who wets the bed

Thomas: Wow my friend wet my bed.
Patrick: Yea, he is such a leak springer.

by PonchosSmellBad October 26, 2012

ol' springer special

Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.

"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"

by Steven Grand September 25, 2013

Michael Springer

A 5’8 skinny white kid who loves to measure the volume of calculators and sit flat as a board while having sex with his girlfriend. Also wears big white dad shoes that he claims “aren’t dad shoes”. HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL!!!

Damn, I’d fuck that Michael springer kid but his dad shoes are just too white.

by Edubz October 5, 2017

Landon Springer

A perfect man that is going to marry a perfect Latina named Giselle.

“Landon Springer, stick your dick inside me”

by 1001zzz January 5, 2019