Splitting Ass

Slang for anal sex, especially when the penis is thrust hard and unexpectedly causing an abrupt opening of the anus.

Damn look at the hiney on her, I'd like to split her ass.

Lisa is walking funny, Matt must have been splitting ass last night.

by Tripod House March 29, 2011

Splitting the meat

When a female spreads her vulva in a welcoming manner.

Cathy was splitting the meat and the many bishops around her were intrigued.

by BigJockKnew1688 April 13, 2010

snorting glitter

When you can't do cocaine and you only have glitter

Snorting glitter with my friend

by GLITTERFOOD March 19, 2017

lane splitting

Riding a motorcycle between two traffic lanes between cars.

There were a ton of cars on the roads during rush hour, so I started lane splitting to get ahead of the traffic.

by TK9 July 10, 2013

snorting crack

What idiots use as a euphemism for general drug use and a reason for misbehaviour. Of course they lack the basic knowledge that crack is SMOKED (what do you think a crackpipe is for, dummy?), and not snorted. It's powder cocaine, or llello, yoca cola, A1 Yola, and so on that you snort.

"You've been snorting crack?"
"No, fuckhead. Smoking it."

by Joey Boombatz February 25, 2008

Poop Snorting Wizard

When a person sticks a wand up a girls ass and pulls it out with poop particles on it. They then snort the poop off of the wand and butt rim into their nose. This is done mostly by Mexicans of the Northeast because of their notorious fecal addictions and craving.

"Amigo, I gave that girl the best poop snorting wizard of her life. at the end I had a poop rim around my nostrils." "It was so hot, si?

by Big daddy G fizzle June 18, 2009

Spliting

A new form of planking created for the exceptionaly flexible people. It is done in random places and times.

They were walking by, and saw a few people spliting on the park bench.

by thedumbcoolkids July 4, 2011