The wet, splattered butt you are left with after a high velocity oatmeal type dump. This is often the result of eating a lot after a long drinking binge. Most often splatterbutt sessions are followed by a shower and a serious scrubbing except in the case of college freshman.
After the kegger the other night we went and killed a couple of jalpeno meat lover pizzas. I spent the whole morning with splatterbutt and had to shower four times.
by Tannasgh February 14, 2006
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After he had spent the night eating jalapeños with hot sauce and binge drinking, Steve woke up with the splattery hots and thought he was going to die.
by Digitaldevil November 3, 2006
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Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.
Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
Splatter-craps are also known to propel people off their porclean thrones.
Splatter-crap is usually induced by Mazzio's pizza.
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Jackie was disappointed that Justin gave her a Fisherman Splatter after they made sweet love down by the fire.
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